Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Groupon
It's Complicated
Is anyone interested in watching this movie besides me? Usually my husband and I are interested in the same movies but this one has him running for the hills. I understand; it's a total chick flick. First, you have a cheating husband who runs off with his whore only to miss his ex-wife. Second, the cheater, comes running back trying to re-kindle the relationship he gave up. Third, you add another man into the mix and you have a wonderful chick flick! So if any of you want to go watch this movie with me, just give me call.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Getting Ready for Our Big Trip
Those Shows Are Still On?
- Chuck
- Big Brother
- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
- The Apprentice
- Desperate Housewives
My husband wanted me to name this one:
The Bachelor
What do you think?
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Weekend
MBA Orientation
Thursday, December 10, 2009
I Got Accepted Into the MBA Program!!!
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Yoga Update
The Honor System
Monday, December 7, 2009
Uncouth Blog
Ok...so I know this is a very taboo subject in the female world but I just want to get the men's perspective. I was at work today and I walked into the restroom which was suprisingly full or at least more than usual. As I walked in, this lady in one of the stall let one rip. I was mortified for her but at the same time, I was relieved that I was not in one of the stalls so at least everyone knew it was not me! For a split second every other women in the restroom just paused and pretended it did not happen. That same day as I was in the restroom, again (I drank a lot of water today), along with one other lady who was doing her thing in her stall. Needless to say, she farted, but it was one of those that slipped and she managed to get it under control. We both exited our stalls at the same time and we locked eyes. It was kinda like, yeah I know I did it, I am so embarrassed, but lets pretend it did not happen. Now for the most part women DON'T talk about farting or anything that takes an exited from that part of the body. To tell you how far that goes let me tell you this story. I was at a friends house and we were sitting on her couch just talking and watching TV. Suddenly she lets one slip and I was so embarrassed for her that I literally pretended that it did not happen, even though we both heard it and she knew I knew it happened. Now I am used to men farting, my father, cousins, friends but for some reason when it's another women we're like "whoa, what happened here?" It's like our brains have to reboot and start from the beginning. Do men just fart around each other without a care or do you guys get embarrassed as well? Let me know.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Rummikub
Bride Wars
So I finally got to watch the movie Bride Wars and I really liked it. My husband and I watched it with our friends Kathy and Ivan and needless to say the boys where somewhat fidgety. Any who, the movie is about two friends who "need" to get married in June and at the Plaza Hotel in New York. When the wedding planer's assistant messes up the reservations, they are forced to choose who will get married within 3 months and who will have to wait 3 years to tie the knot. That is when the fun starts and the gloves come off. I can't believe anyone would get so crazy about a wedding, since my husband and I had a very small ceremony. I can imagine, though, that long term friendships would break up if two real life women found themselves in that situation. Has anyone ever seen Lifetime's Bridzilla? Crazy!!!!
Garment Bag
Jacket
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Babies
I love children, despite not being ready to have any of my own. This movie is coming out in April of 2010 and I am so there! The movie makers followed 4 children from different parts of the world for 1 year. The babies are from Japan, USA, Namibia, and Mongolia and their followed from birth. I can't wait to see all the differences and similarities that they all share.
LOL
Naive by The Kooks
This is one of my new favorite band! And this is one of my new favorite Songs! You should check out their CD's and they rock. Enjoy!
The Riches
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
In recent years fishermen have noticed that jelly fish have gotten humongous. Does anyone else find it repulsive? Or is it just me? Ahhh...gross!!! Any who. Scientist have not figured out if these huge jelly fish have gotten that big because of global warming or due to the fact that their predators are close extinction or are extinct. Either way they are totally messing with the fish populations and making it more difficult to find fish in normal fishing areas.
It's Cold Outside!!!
Crescent City
Frost/Nixon
The Road
Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
LL Bean
American Music Awards
Find My Family
Executive MBA
Monday, November 16, 2009
GMAT/LSAT
Respond to Comment
A great point was made on a comment left by a faithful follower of mine. In it she points out that despite only having four subscribers I may actually have more readers that are not committed. To this I respond by sending out a Huge Thanks to the people who have subscribed and have committed themselves to reading my random non-sense.
Also, please note that my new friend, the orangutan on on my blog will, from here on out, be known as Nina. Stay tuned as Nina will periodically write some random commentary or forward any insight I receive from my many yoga inspirational emails.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
New Name
Take for instance our trip to Dublin and Chicago. Since we are from the South we are not accustomed to having cold weather clothes and snow boots! So now we have to go out and buy these items that may or may never be used again. Although, if our plan to move to Chicago does go through, we will get plenty of wear out of them. Either way, it is an expense that, well, sucks right about now. Yes! We did think about this before our trip, but it still sucks.
I hate standardzed test and have never been really good at taking them. I just hope that my years of experience in the work force and rise in maturity level will help me in figuring out these dumb questions that no-one cares about. With the occasional algebra equation I may use and the stroll through Dictionary.com, I don't get to practice mathematical equations and word association questions.
Now you may be wondering. Why are you not studying instead of blogging. Well, to this I answer: I am practicing my writing skills!
Don't worry (not that you were) I will still write about trivial stuff that helps you pass time as you sit at your desk avoiding work. Now, I actually have a more meaningful goal that I get to share with all four of my readers. (insert sarcastic laugh here).
I should go to bed now, I can feel the sarcasm oozing out of my body.
GMAT/LSAT
Cleaning
Valentino the Last Emperor
Coco Before Chanel
Friday, November 13, 2009
Butt Sprung!
Butt Sprung (as defined by my instructor): The area on your clothing that now protrudes or is otherwise stretched from normal wear and tear. Especially the "bottom" area of your pants.
You know you thought it meant something else...you naughty people.
Thursday, November 12, 2009
What NOT to do at Job Fairs
- Do not wear a sports jersey
- Make sure your tattoos are not visible
- DON'T hit on the person representing the company you are interested in!
- Don't wear something you would go to the club in
- Don't wear anything that looks like you just got out of bed
- Don't wear jeans
- Brush your hair
- Make sure your fake eyelashes look somewhat real
- Don't approach the table by saying "So what do you have"?
- Have an idea of what you would like to do
- Do not ask for job descriptions and then say "Not that I would work for your company"
- Don't sit at a table and then stare at a company representative
- Work on your resume! ONE word bullets don't tell me anything!!!
- Make sure your resume is not a book
- Once you have turned in a resume DON'T ask for it back
Ok...I think I covered everything. Good luck!
Monday, November 9, 2009
Urban Dictionary
Bait and Switch
Brazil's Mini Dress
Thanks!
WTF?
What is wrong with this girl?! I am sure most of you have heard that this Elizabeth Lambert girl has been suspended indefinitely from playing with the University of New Mexico soccer team. She punched several players from the BYU team and in the worst offence of all, she pulled the pony tail of a BYU player causing her to fall to the ground. She sent out a statement today stating that she was sorry for what she had done and that she would accept any punishment that was granted to her. Well, duh, you have no choice honey! Her behavior was not only uncalled for but she needs to get arrested for what she has done. I know that in sports there are always cheap shots thrown but this was out of line! She needs to go to anger management and get arrested!
The Raven Grill
Changeling
Saturday Night
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Right-of-Stay
when two cars disregard the right-of-way guidelines they were supposed learn from a driver's manual when they were 16, resulting in both cars to remain motionless at an intersection assuming the other car will make the first move. Usually after about 1o seconds both cars will go at the same time which leads to a firestorm of profanity and/or an accident.
Lunch
Need I say more?